Dont have a Gamer Girl?

So, As a Semi-Successful Person in Doing So, I have taken my Significant Other and got her into Gaming.
Now, This seems to be a challenge for alot of people. So I though I would share some of my Tips on doing the Seemingly Impossible.

1: We get it, You Rape at a Game. But you have to lay it down for her. Say... Soul Cal. Now, This is fairly Tricky. What you do is Win one or two rounds. But Ultimately Give her the Match. It makes her feel Challenged, But Powerful. Eventually, You wont have to let her win, She just get better!

2: Make it 'Cute'. Get her some cute Card Sleeves, or Monsters for something of the sort. Like in Magic, Give her a Deck with Angels and Fish. Or Something. And for the love of god, Lay off the Demons for a little, Least tell she gets a little more... Into it.

3: Let her Pick games. No matter how... Simple... They may be. And play them with her! So if she likes Hello Kitty, Suck it up, At least tell she gets more into video games. Same for MMOs. If she wants to play MapleStory, They have at it! Just... Duck and Roll. Duck and Roll.

They are fairly simple no? Just... Stick with it for a little and you will be home free.
Maybe she will want to play DnD with you!

Why did no one think of this before?

I mean, I run my headphones through the back of my shirts so that people don't notice and so it wont catch on anything.
Why deal with all the tugging in my hair when they have THIS!

Its a fucking Hoodie with headphone built in. The Headphone jack is on the pocket, that open at the top, For the "Listener on the Go"

I need to get my hands on one of these starting July 1st. (When they are released)

Keep an eye out!

Spot light on: Cleric!

So, Many of us know the Iconic Cleric. For you WoW tards, The Preist (Dont cover it up, It is a Cleric) know them as Heal-bot and Semi-Buffer.
Well, That is not to far off from DnD's Clerics. They do Heal, They Do Buff. But also, Depending on their Domain and Deity, They are great Fighters and De-buffers.

Sounds kinda... Off, Huh? Lets take a look at this: Fire Domain. They gain ability to Turn or Rebuke Water Based Creatures as they would undead. Yay? I know that does not seem that great, But at level one, They gain the spell Burning Hands, At level 2 they get Produce Flame, At level 4 they get Wall of Fire, At level 7 they get Fire Storm, And it just gets better.

What is more Offensive then Fire?

There is a point.

Now Clerics can NOT use any weapon that is bladed... Less it is their gods favored weapon. So you get a god who likes Bastard Swords. Have at it!

Now, Aside from the Cleric rules on gods (Have to equal or one shift from their gods alignment) and the Blunt Weapons rule, Clerics are great for being the "Filler". They can fill any role you may need.

So, Take that one example, For I do not feel like doing another, And mix it up a little. See if you cant make an Epic Cleric!


Vic gives the Cleric 8/10 Screaming Missionaries!

Sasha Grey, The Dirtiest Girl in the World: The Story Behind the Story | Rolling Stone Culture

Sasha Grey, The Dirtiest Girl in the World: The Story Behind the Story | Rolling Stone Culture

By Daniel Kreps

Apr 29, 2009 3:41 PM EDT

Photograph by Theo Wenner

Sasha Grey is the adult industry's reigning princess of porn, a rock & roll 21-year-old with an actual mission statement — "Most of the XXX I see is boring, and does not arouse me physically or visually. I am determined and ready to be a commodity that fulfills everyone's fantasies" — and few taboos. Rolling Stone's Vanessa Grigoriadis jumped into Grey's wild world for a profile in the new issue, and describes the Kate Beckinsale lookalike as "the smartest person I've ever met in that industry" (Grigoriadis has previously visited porn sets to profile XXX goddesses like Jenna Jameson).

(Exclusive photos: porn's dirtiest girl poses for Rolling Stone)

Though the pornography biz has been reshaped by the recession and the digital age, Grey has managed to make the jump from bondage flicks on the 'Net to a Steven Soderbergh film at the Tribeca Film Festival. But as Grigoriadis quickly learned, Grey is far from a typical porn star. She's co-managed by Dave Navarro, pals with Billy Corgan and cites French director Jean-Luc Godard in everyday conversation. While most porn actresses would jump at the chance to get naked on the Howard Stern Show, Sasha wants to appear on the shock jock's program with a Palestinian flag wrapped around her breasts to confront the man she believes is a closet racist.

Always try something Twice.

So, I know I have been straying away from Gaming alot. And this is "Vic's Gaming Blog", But I aimed for it to be all things related, And connected. I would have named it "Vic's All Around Nerd Blog", But what sounds better?

Now that we are on the same page, I want to go on a different topic for today.

Naruto.

So that we understand eachother, I started on the wrong foot (Because you dont walk on your hands). I watched Naruto English Dubbed. BAD IDEA. The Voice acting sounds like someone is kicking a cat to death. No one likes that, No? And I swear, I hear "Believe it!" one more time, I will shoot my TV.

Now, I always try things Twice. The First time you are kinda stunned, Dunno what to expect. So I watched it again.

This time I watched it with English Sub-Titles. Come to find, He says the exact same shit! So fucking annoying.

So I skipped ahead, about 200+ Episodes. Go me!

Now I am watching Naruto shippuden.

For you who do not know, Its about 3 years after Naruto ended, And they are semi-grown up.

Right off the bat I notice the voice actors are a HELL of alot better. The Scripting is better, And the story is like better! What more can you ask for?

So, I have watched the first 50 episodes of Shippu. And I am loving it. Where there is a reference you might not get for not watching the first season, There is a flash-back, And yes, It can get annoying, But at least you dont have to sit threw hours of the horrid-ness.
When you watch this, You can tell that the people who are making really love the show, And are not just pumping out crappy cartoons to sell to the Americans.
I mean, aside from the fashbacks, and how an episode that has a fight cuts off half way threw and to finish, gotta watch the next episode, Its really nice.


On a scale from Poke'mon to Cowboy Bebop, I have to give it a 7/10. (Yes, The scale has changed!) Good watch, Get it if you can!

I lawled

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